We say it around here at the Review all the time, bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.  Not only is Philip R. Klein, editor, facing millions of dollars in potential damages from a civil case and the loss of his licenses, now a national website has exposed him and his attorney as the low life scum that they really are.

Our take?  WOW! Simply WOW!  We've been saying it for years now.......

....................................................Philip lies

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Yup, The Prince of lies has done it again only this time he screwed up big time.  The suit, filed in Bexar County, claims that Klein bungled and lied about his famous child finding exploits and that this resulted in some serious damages to some very innocent folks.  Sources close to the suit tell the Review that Klein will get hit and hit hard on this one.  "He's probably looking at ANOTHER bankruptcy" said an anonymous caller who did not call the Review.  Sources also confirm that complaints have been filed with the Department of Public Safety and that Klein's licenses will "almost definitely" be revoked.

Our take?  WOW!  Simply WOW!  Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.


Happy New Year to all our readers.  We here at the Review want to thank everyone for another record setting year.  With over 42 billion page views, 757 trillion indirect and direct page views, and 354 quadrillion obese page views, you have made us the number one political blog, in Iceland, Norway, Tuvalu and Kansas City.  We are proud and humbled to be so popular and look forward to making fun of Philip Klein for years to come. 

For fourteen years now, our mission here at the Review has been to make fun of Philip R. Klein, editor.  Philip is without a doubt one of the stupidest people to ever sit down at a keyboard and despite two lawsuits, a reward, and countless threats, Philip still has yet to discover the identities of either myself or my dear friend Gus Pillsbury.  So if you need a really good, private investigator, hire someone else. 

Unfortunately, our time here at the Review may be coming to a close soon.  As we reported to you some six months ago, Philip R. Klein, editor, and his attorney John Morgan have been under investigation for numerous felonies.  Sources close to the investigation have told the Review that a special Grand Jury has been convened and that indictments are imminent.  Furthermore, an investigation by the Texas Department of Pubic Safety is reportedly near conclusion and will act within the next thirty days to suspend Philip's license.

Our take?

WOW, simply WOW.  2014 is going to be a very bad year for Philip R. Klein, editor.

A Special Message From The Editor

   We here at the Review have a long standing respect for law enforcement and we want to see justice served against Philip R. Klein.  To that extent, we would like to assist in the investigation of the perjury and witness tampering allegations against Philip R. Klein, editor.  We would invite Judge Walker or Special Prosecutor Shane Phelps to contact us here at the Review so that we can provide to them a copy of the perjured affidavit Philip R. Klein filed in our case In Re John Does 1 and 2 to assist in the investigation of the case.  We can provide it in admissible form so that the Grand Jury that will indict Philip R. Klein can see it as well.  Simply contact us here at the Review by clicking on the picture of our attorney, Jay Noble Daggett (the little bald guy) on the right of the web page. 

Sam T. Eagle, editor


Sometimes here at the Review we have to sit down and scratch ourself.  We sit down and then we scratch and then we stand up and sway a bit and then we sit down again because we've had too much to drink and then we vomit and pass out. 

This past weekend, Jerry Jordan (who we like) ran a story on SETINVESTIGATES telling about the ongoing investigation of Philip Klein (who we don't like) and his attorney John Morgan (who we don't like) for perjury (lying under oath) and witness tampering.  This was confirmed in a story on KFDM

While we here at the Review applaud Mr. Jordan (who we like) and KFDM (who we like) as well as Ashley Gaston (who we think is cute) for their fine reporting, BUT.....we must say that they are a little late.  If you scroll down, you will see where we here at the Review reported months ago that Philip Klein (who we don't like----OK STOP!  That's ENOUGH!) was under investigation.  For an in depth look at the allegations against John Morgan (.....don't you do it) check out our dear friend Gus Pilsbury HERE.    

We contacted our sources at the DA's office for the latest on this breaking story.  "Klein really f--ked up this time.  He's getting indicted in January."  Said the guy that empties the garbage cans on Crockett Street.  "They're going after his licenses as well."  Said a caller to the Review late last night that didn't call the Review so we just made it up.

Furthermore, our attorney, the honorable Jay Noble Daggett, has been contacted by the Special Prosecutor regarding a false affidavit filed in the In Re John Does 1 and 2 (that would be us) case where the Supreme Court of the State of Texas ruled that Philip Klein was an idiot and we could make fun of him all we wanted to.  In that instance, Philip lied under oath to Judge Floyd claiming that he tracked IP information to Brent Coon.  Philip had to hire Wayne Reaud to get him out of that mess but it appears that like a nasty sewer leak, the shit is bubbling up again.  Time to call Wayne Philip.  Speaking of PHILIPLIES  I would encourage you to use a proxy server.  You see, even if Philip had gotten our IP information, which both he and his lawyer were too stupid and inept to do, he would never have found our ISP.

The Review has also learned that allegations have arisen regarding recent unsolicited contacts with underage animals by someone from Philip Klein's office IP address.  As we here at the Review previously reported, Klein has been investigated several times for such conduct though no charges were filed in that case as the witnesses were intimidated by letters from Philip Klein's attorney threatening to sue them.

Our take?

WOW!  SIMPLY WOW!  Philip Klein indicted for lying?  Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.  We have said it before a million times and we will say it again.......

..................Philip lies..................


Sometimes it is not the crime that is crimed but rather the crime that is crimed by the person that crimed it.  We here at the STE Political Review are shocked, simply shocked at the allegations against Steve Hartman, loyal employee and scapegoat for Philip R. Klein, editor.  You see, we know that Steve Hartman has the intestinal fortitude to serve papers on Darth Walker when no one else at Klein Investigations and Consultants, The Team To Call When You Really Want To Waste Your Money, has the balls to serve him.  (Which begs the question, why didn't Philip serve the Judge?----bluck, bluck, bluck). 

Today, our sister Review, The Southeast Texas Political Review, published a video of poor Steve Hartman getting thrown under the bus by his boss, oh wait, I mean doing just what Philip told him to do.  Unfortunately, as we all know...............Philip lies.

Here is the real video of Steve Hartman's actions on that fateful day: