2014 UPDATE

Happy New Year to all our readers.  We here at the Review want to thank everyone for another record setting year.  With over 42 billion page views, 757 trillion indirect and direct page views, and 354 quadrillion obese page views, you have made us the number one political blog, in Iceland, Norway, Tuvalu and Kansas City.  We are proud and humbled to be so popular and look forward to making fun of Philip Klein for years to come. 

For fourteen years now, our mission here at the Review has been to make fun of Philip R. Klein, editor.  Philip is without a doubt one of the stupidest people to ever sit down at a keyboard and despite two lawsuits, a reward, and countless threats, Philip still has yet to discover the identities of either myself or my dear friend Gus Pillsbury.  So if you need a really good, private investigator, hire someone else. 

Unfortunately, our time here at the Review may be coming to a close soon.  As we reported to you some six months ago, Philip R. Klein, editor, and his attorney John Morgan have been under investigation for numerous felonies.  Sources close to the investigation have told the Review that a special Grand Jury has been convened and that indictments are imminent.  Furthermore, an investigation by the Texas Department of Pubic Safety is reportedly near conclusion and will act within the next thirty days to suspend Philip's license.

Our take?

WOW, simply WOW.  2014 is going to be a very bad year for Philip R. Klein, editor.

A Special Message From The Editor

   We here at the Review have a long standing respect for law enforcement and we want to see justice served against Philip R. Klein.  To that extent, we would like to assist in the investigation of the perjury and witness tampering allegations against Philip R. Klein, editor.  We would invite Judge Walker or Special Prosecutor Shane Phelps to contact us here at the Review so that we can provide to them a copy of the perjured affidavit Philip R. Klein filed in our case In Re John Does 1 and 2 to assist in the investigation of the case.  We can provide it in admissible form so that the Grand Jury that will indict Philip R. Klein can see it as well.  Simply contact us here at the Review by clicking on the picture of our attorney, Jay Noble Daggett (the little bald guy) on the right of the web page. 

Sam T. Eagle, editor

INDICTMENTS COMING?


Sometimes here at the Review we have to sit down and scratch ourself.  We sit down and then we scratch and then we stand up and sway a bit and then we sit down again because we've had too much to drink and then we vomit and pass out. 

This past weekend, Jerry Jordan (who we like) ran a story on SETINVESTIGATES telling about the ongoing investigation of Philip Klein (who we don't like) and his attorney John Morgan (who we don't like) for perjury (lying under oath) and witness tampering.  This was confirmed in a story on KFDM

While we here at the Review applaud Mr. Jordan (who we like) and KFDM (who we like) as well as Ashley Gaston (who we think is cute) for their fine reporting, BUT.....we must say that they are a little late.  If you scroll down, you will see where we here at the Review reported months ago that Philip Klein (who we don't like----OK STOP!  That's ENOUGH!) was under investigation.  For an in depth look at the allegations against John Morgan (.....don't you do it) check out our dear friend Gus Pilsbury HERE.    

We contacted our sources at the DA's office for the latest on this breaking story.  "Klein really f--ked up this time.  He's getting indicted in January."  Said the guy that empties the garbage cans on Crockett Street.  "They're going after his licenses as well."  Said a caller to the Review late last night that didn't call the Review so we just made it up.

Furthermore, our attorney, the honorable Jay Noble Daggett, has been contacted by the Special Prosecutor regarding a false affidavit filed in the In Re John Does 1 and 2 (that would be us) case where the Supreme Court of the State of Texas ruled that Philip Klein was an idiot and we could make fun of him all we wanted to.  In that instance, Philip lied under oath to Judge Floyd claiming that he tracked IP information to Brent Coon.  Philip had to hire Wayne Reaud to get him out of that mess but it appears that like a nasty sewer leak, the shit is bubbling up again.  Time to call Wayne Philip.  Speaking of that....to PHILIPLIES  I would encourage you to use a proxy server.  You see, even if Philip had gotten our IP information, which both he and his lawyer were too stupid and inept to do, he would never have found our ISP.

The Review has also learned that allegations have arisen regarding recent unsolicited contacts with underage animals by someone from Philip Klein's office IP address.  As we here at the Review previously reported, Klein has been investigated several times for such conduct though no charges were filed in that case as the witnesses were intimidated by letters from Philip Klein's attorney threatening to sue them.

Our take?

WOW!  SIMPLY WOW!  Philip Klein indicted for lying?  Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.  We have said it before a million times and we will say it again.......





..................Philip lies..................

THE STEVE HARTMAN VIDEO: THE REVIEW HAS IT HERE!

Sometimes it is not the crime that is crimed but rather the crime that is crimed by the person that crimed it.  We here at the STE Political Review are shocked, simply shocked at the allegations against Steve Hartman, loyal employee and scapegoat for Philip R. Klein, editor.  You see, we know that Steve Hartman has the intestinal fortitude to serve papers on Darth Walker when no one else at Klein Investigations and Consultants, The Team To Call When You Really Want To Waste Your Money, has the balls to serve him.  (Which begs the question, why didn't Philip serve the Judge?----bluck, bluck, bluck). 

Today, our sister Review, The Southeast Texas Political Review, published a video of poor Steve Hartman getting thrown under the bus by his boss, oh wait, I mean doing just what Philip told him to do.  Unfortunately, as we all know...............Philip lies.

Here is the real video of Steve Hartman's actions on that fateful day:


STEVE HARTMAN ACTIONS AFTER TRYING TO SERVE JUDGE LAYNE WALKER, JEFFERSON COUNTY COURTHOUSE -28-2013:

John Philip Peter Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt?

Sometimes here at the Review we have to laugh.  We laugh and then we pour another glass of cheap whiskey and then we laugh, and then pour another whiskey and then pee in our pants and the piss runs down our leg because the adult diaper is full, and then we fall down.

This past week, after breaking the story that we here at the Review broke about John Morgan (who we don't like) starting another Anti-Layne Walker website, Jerry Jordan (who we like) did some research into who John (who we don't like) was claiming was running the new website.  Needless to say, within hours of his story, Jerry (who we like) was promptly castigated by Philip R. Klein, Editor, (who we don't like), editor of the Southeast Texas Political Review.  After calling Jerry (who we like) everything but a Christian, Philip (who we don't like) promptly introduced us to Peter Griffin (who we don't know), purported sponsor of the latest in a string of Anti-Layne Walker websites.

We here at the Review just weren't sure so we did some research of our own and are glad to report that we discovered the real Peter Griffin who is running John Morgan's (who we don't like) latest website.  And without further adieu, meet......














keep going.......

















just a little more......










 

Days of Our Lies


Like sands through the hour glass......

Today Philip announced yet another Anti-Layne Walker website

A new web site - called (http://downwithlaynewalker.com) has been launched by a political writer in Houston, Texas this afternoon. According to sources that tipped the Review - the writer has national exposure and will not investigate, document and bring to the national media the misdeeds of Judge Layne Walker of the 252nd District Court. As well, the web site posted sworn statements by witnesses - already turned over to the FBI Public Integrity unit regarding the actions of certain lawyers and law firms in Southeast Texas.

Unfortunately for Philip, a WHOIS (a search of owners of particular websites) reveals who really is behind the latest website:

WHOIS

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
   Domain Name: DOWNWITHWALKER.COM
      Created on: 27-Jun-13
      Expires on: 27-Jun-18
      Last Updated on: 27-Jun-13

   Registrant:
   Morgan Law Firm
   2175 North Street
   Suite 101
   Beaumont, Texas 77706
   United States

   Administrative Contact:
      Morgan, John  johngriffing32@gmail.com
      Morgan Law Firm
      2175 North Street
      Suite 101
      Beaumont, Texas 77706
      United States
      409-239-5984

   Technical Contact:
      Morgan, John  johngriffing32@gmail.com
      Morgan Law Firm
      2175 North Street
      Suite 101
      Beaumont, Texas 77706
      United States
      409-239-5984
 
We've said it before and we'll say it again
 
 
 
....................Philip lies...............