For months now, I have watched Philip R. Klein, editor, post accusations on his website that Tom Retzlaff, Jeff Dorrell, and Layne Walker, are Gus Pilsbury and yours truly.  I am posting this today to set the record straight.


None of those people are now, nor have ever been involved with this website or Operation Kleinwatch.

Philip, you are wrong.  I am the puppetmaster.  I am pulling all the strings and I am watching with great joy as you, your stupid employee Steve Hartman, and your buffoon of an attorney John Morgan slowly circle the drain.  Keep barking punkboy, I do so enjoy watching you chase your tail.

Sam T Eagle, editor


It has been a very tough two weeks over here at the Review offices. As with much of what our offices (all four hundred and thirty seven sister companies) go through – I usually take it in stride and just chalk it up to the story of life. You know – sometimes it is good, sometimes it is also good, and then there are times when it is good.
A long time ago I was programmed to be – what many call an eagle. Some call it an eagle. Others call it an eagle – I have never been good at being anything other than an eagle. Maybe because it was from my father that said to me as a young bird : “Sam, when you jump out of the nest, make sure you flap your wings or you will fall.”

There has been alot of talk on the internet about an incident that occurred at the courthouse.  Maybe, maybe too much talk.  I want to clear the air and set the record straight about what happened.

I attended Ray Beck's announcement that he was running for Sheriff.  I have know Ray for a long time and think he is a fine man.  That being said, we here at the Review are not in the habit of endorsing political candidates.  What happened next is somewhat controversial but after much discussion with Eagle attorneys, we feel that it was more than appropriate.

Philip Klein was present at the announcement.  He was wearing a black shirt and a very ugly jacket.  The black shirt was somewhat slimming but Philip is still quite overweight.  

For years, Philip has claimed to know my true identity.  That is a lie.  I spoke to him as I have done in the past.  Philip was polite and cordial.  

What happened next is something I have decided that I am quite proud of.  I did, in fact, wipe a booger on Philip Klein.  I normally don't wipe boogers on people but I can't think of anyone anywhere that deserves to have a booger wiped on him more that Philip.  After much debate and soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that it was quite funny though I am sure Philip thinks its snot.

As to the other issues in Philip's life, please take a moment to read about the crimes he's committed in San Antonio and the 8 million dollar lawsuit against him

Bad Things Happen To Bad People and Philip Klein is a Bad Person

Some twenty five years ago, I met a man named Philip Klein.  At the time, he was married to Brenda Allred, the daughter of Bruce Allred, a local businessman whom I had known for some time.  Bruce was a kind man who took Philip under his wing, and set him up in the family business...the local Dairy Queen franchises.  Philip returned Bruce's kindness by cheating on his daughter, running his own Dairy Queen into the ground, and finally suing Bruce.  Philip lost and ended up filing Bankruptcy.

This was a telling event in the life of Philip Klein.  It showed what type of person he really was.  Philip remarried a fine woman shortly thereafter but it wouldn't last.  He was caught running around on her as well and went through a second divorce.

During this time, Philip decided to start a website where he would write outlandish things about any local personality that had crossed Philip's path in an adverse manner.  He used the internet to bully anyone that would not cow down to him or the client's that hired him as a private detective.

About twelve years ago, I had the occasion to meet and hear the stories of some of Philip's victims.  He had made their lives a living hell by contacting employers, family members, friends, anyone that he could use to manipulate or embarrass them.  It was then that I chose to fight Philip Klein.  What I didn't realize at the time was that there were many others out there that felt Philip was nothing more than the neighborhood bully and needed to be stopped.  Thus began the last decade of our fight against Philip Klein.

For over ten years, myself, my good friend, Gus Pilsbury, and a host of others, have waged an underground internet war against Philip.  To date, he has no idea who we are.  Five years ago, Philip sued GOOGLE trying to find out our identites.  That law suit resulted in a Texas Supreme Court case finding that Philip Klein was wrong.

But that didnt stop Philip. 

Several years ago, Philip was hired to harass a parent who was involved in a child custody suit.  Philip falsified certain Mexican documents that resulted in the arrest of an innocent mother who was trying to protect her child.  You can read more about it:

Philip's victim in this case filed an 8 million dollar lawsuit in San Antonio for her false arrest as well as the hell Philip as put her through.
Today was a special day in the life of Philip Klein.  Today was a special day in the life of those Philip Klein has stalked and tormented for years.

This afternoon, we learned that Philip's attorney in the case, Richard Espey, has filed a motion to withdraw from the case because Philip Klein lied to him.  This leaves Philip without an attorney in an 8 million dollar lawsuit.  But that's not all.  We have also learned that evidence will be submitted to a Bexar County Grand Jury seeking felony charges against Philip Klein.  From what we hear, the evidence is insurmountable and Philip will be looking at some serious prison time.

Our take?

What can I say?  I've said it for years....Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.

Sam T. Eagle, editor



Philip Klein recently posted a list of names of local individuals on The Southeast Texas Political Review that he claimed were registered members of the Ashley Madison "cheaters" website.  This 18 page list comprised approximately 1,000 names.  Philip Klein claims that thousands of people read his website every day.

We have obtained a copy of that list and have submitted it to our attorneys for review.  It is their opinion that the list is not an official list created by Ashley Madison but was rather created by Philip Klein himself (imagine that) and very well may not represent a true and correct representation of individuals who were a part of the Ashley Madison website.

If your name is on the list and you feel your legal rights have been violated by Philip Klein, please contact us here at the Review using the link on the side of the page and we will gladly put you in touch with attorneys who would LOVE to assert any legal claims against Philip Klein.


Sometimes it is not the crime that is crimed by Klein but the crime that Klein crimed and the coverup that Klein crimed.

This past week, the Review posted a post post the posting of our post that mentioned a certain forged document by a Mexican judge, to wit, the document that was crimed by Klein.  Without realizing it, Klein, in his latest word vomit of a post, says the following:

this time focused on us here at our sister company. In such, law enforcement leaked to a certain individual, that Bexar County was looking at a document that may have been altered in Mexico by our editor. Yes, we had to make it so far fetched that the average straight thinking person would laugh. Now our editor is flying down to Mexico to alter documents? Too funny right? 

Yes, Mr. Klein, too funny.  How in fact did you know that you flew down to Mexico to forge the document when no one but you knew you had flown to Mexico to forge it?  Furthermore, did you in fact know you had forged the document when you forged it?  And finally, which one of Ricardo Montalban's episodes of Fantasy Island is really his finest performance? 

Caught in the trap your are Mr. Klein.  Yes, I believe so.  From posing as an FBI agent to enter an unsuspecting woman's home, to perjury on an Affidavit regarding tracing IP addresses, to now forging a foreign document.  It appears that your days are numbered Mr.Klein.  Because you see, we are also cooperating with Federal, State, Local, Canadian law enforcement, as well as GOOGLE security, the creators of South Park, and a handful of Grateful Dead fans who now have nothing to do, to get to the bottom of this and clean up kurupshen.

Our take?  Our take is that Klein's goose is cooked.  A Mexican prison will do him a world of good (at least in the girth).  If we've said it once, we've said it 745 times........

...........Philip lies.........

Oh, and as for your State, Federal, and local investigations........

An Update from our Editor, Sam T. Eagle, Editor.

It's been a while since we here at the Review have posted here at the Review so I thought I'd take Philip's latest rant about Gus and I to update our loyal readers on some of the most recent happenings.

1)  Here is the current link to BV FILES which will give you all the updates on John Morgan's disbarment trial.  No, we here at the Review are not associated with the site and don't know who is running it, but we like them.

2)  The stories about Philip's domestic problems are in fact true and we understanding that he is in counseling.  There has been talk about rehab.  I think he should go to that place where Captain Elliot from Deadliest Catch went.  The food looked really good and we all know how much Philip likes food.  In our humble opinion, no amount of counseling or rehab will solve Philip's problem and his family probably should consider a full blown intervention followed by a complete frontal lobotomy.

3)  Yes, Philip is being sued for 8 million dollars in Bexar County, Texas.  Our reliable sources tell us that he has been caught forging a Mexican judgment and that the may also be looking at a Bexar County Grand Jury.  Remember, bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person. 

4)  I wanted to address an issue that Philip has raised in his latest alcohol fueled rant.

Morgan represented the Review in the opportunity to go against a blog called Operation Kleinwatch and another blog called Sam The Eagle. In the end it was found that the operators were a group of attorney’s and liberal democrats trying to distract and degrade this web site and its operators. As a lawsuit was filed against both for going way across a line – they hired an attorney named Jeffery Dorrell. Mr. Dorrell is a former resident of Vidor Texas and good friends from what many call the Vidor Five. All of which are liberal democrats associated with the bi-sexual and gay community. One, who is not gay, and another that has a heart condition and unable to work (according to his insurance company but works anyway and is double dipping), have taken it upon themselves to go after Morgan and our sister company and its ownership. 

First, and foremost, Philip Klein is a lying idiot.  There were never FIVE of us involved.  Only two.  Me and Gus.  Philip has no idea who we are after TEN years of searching (which should make one wonder what kind of private investigator he really is).  Gus and I are not attorneys.  We are not gay.  Philip is right about Gus, he is liberal but I am conservative.  We are not from Vidor.  Neither of us has a heart condition.  I do have an ingrown toenail.  Gus occasionally picks his nose.  No we didnt hire Jeff Dorrell.  He did it for free because he hates Philip too.  We are not going after John Morgan.  We don't need to.  John does an excellent job of shooting himself in the foot, leg, face, groin, and everywhere else.  

5)  I feel sorry for John Morgan.  Why?  Because he listens to Philip Klein.  John, I have told you before, Philip is not your friend.  Philip was ready to throw you under the bus when you and Mike split up and Mike went to Maness.  I know you blamed Philip when you first lost your kids.  John is reaping what he has sown because he listened to Philip Klein.  Who's paying for this John?  You or Philip?

6)  Gus and I are not dead.   

Sam T. Eagle, editor


I usually try to control my feelings but I am truly upset today.  So upset that I decided to sit down and write to you, my billions of readers, about what has got me so riled up.

Recently, Klein attorneys (AKA John Morgan) (who we don't like) filed a sworn pleading in a Jefferson County court claiming that I am Thomas Retzlaff and that I have been operating as SAM THE EAGLE for three years.  Those allegations by Klein and Klein attorneys are completely untrue.  I want to set the record straight.  I have not been making fun of Philip R. Klein, editor, for three years.  I have been making fun of Philip R. Klein, editor, for ELEVEN years.  I can think of NO ONE living or dead who needs to be made fun of more that Philip R. Klein, editor.  Second, I am not Thomas Retzlaff (never met the man); Jeff Dorrell (met him, really like him); Brent Coon (met him); Shon Hodgston (him too); Neil Harrison (was a good friend until I confessed that I was the one that use to prank call radio station when he was a DJ) Mitch Toups (yup); Beverly Parker (yup); Patrick McDermott (Really?  He's dead.  Luv his ex though.  Sweet girl and cute too---HI BE); Allen Lee (yup--major asshole--dead too); Falcon Heene (OK who is he and no fair using WIKIPEDIA?).

Keep swinging punk boy, I do so enjoy watching you chase your tail.

But alas I digress...

What truly has me upset is that I just discovered today that MARS has discontinued coconut M&Ms.  This is truly a travesty and I call upon all my readers to take a moment and email MARS candies to complain about this.

Sam T. Eagle, editor