Recently, Klein attorneys (AKA John Morgan) (who we don't like) filed a sworn pleading in a Jefferson County court claiming that I am Thomas Retzlaff and that I have been operating as SAM THE EAGLE for three years. Those allegations by Klein and Klein attorneys are completely untrue. I want to set the record straight. I have not been making fun of Philip R. Klein, editor, for three years. I have been making fun of Philip R. Klein, editor, for ELEVEN years. I can think of NO ONE living or dead who needs to be made fun of more that Philip R. Klein, editor. Second, I am not Thomas Retzlaff (never met the man); Jeff Dorrell (met him, really like him); Brent Coon (met him); Shon Hodgston (him too); Neil Harrison (was a good friend until I confessed that I was the one that use to prank call radio station when he was a DJ) Mitch Toups (yup); Beverly Parker (yup); Patrick McDermott (Really? He's dead. Luv his ex though. Sweet girl and cute too---HI BE); Allen Lee (yup--major asshole--dead too); Falcon Heene (OK who is he and no fair using WIKIPEDIA?).
Keep swinging punk boy, I do so enjoy watching you chase your tail.
But alas I digress...
What truly has me upset is that I just discovered today that MARS has discontinued coconut M&Ms. This is truly a travesty and I call upon all my readers to take a moment and email MARS candies to complain about this.
Sam T. Eagle, editor
