RETARDS WRITE is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip r. Klein, editor writes his own Reader Mail, are purely intentionalFROM RIDGEWOOD:
Dear Sam,
My third cousin's husband's brother's friend went to summer camp for a week with Philip r. Klein, editor when they were kids and he is a #$^%&^%^&* and I assure you he hates you.
ANSWER:
What a great letter! Thanks for reading the Review. We are simply a small voice in the political world here but are read by over 456,354 people in Iceland each day.
FROM NEDERLAND:
Dere Sam t. Eagle, eidetor,
Ey knuwed thet u writed thet stuf ebut Kelli Philips en Ey hev hed bek chennel cummunicetchuns wit Kelli Philips tallen har thet u writed thet stuf.
ANSWER:
What a great letter! Thanks for reading the Review. We are simply a small voice in the political world here but are read by over 3,576,897 each minute in Northern Mongolia.
FROM BEAUMONT:
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ANSWER:
What a great letter! Thanks for reading the Review. We are simply a small voice in the political world here but are read by over 748,527,494,034 people in Sicily every second as opposed to the Southeast Texas Political Review who averages only 436 page views per day (and remember, each visitor hits a pages at least twice).
Sam t. Eagle, editor.
