Retard Writes

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Sometimes around here we have to laugh, we really do.

Philip writes a touching editorial to newly elected Commissioner Brent Weaver and in typical Klein fashion, ends it with a distinctive 'Philipism'

Good luck to you sir. We all will be watching.


Setting aside the never ending reference to himself in the plural, Philip makes a special point to call Brent Weaver 'sir'. An unusual euphemism........unless you are Philip Klein.

Lets look at some of the "letters" from "readers" of The Southeast Texas Political Review:

Shame on you sir.....

How does that make you feel sir Klein?.....

Thank you for exposing him sir.......

Keep up the good work sir!......

I think it's pretty evident where Philip's "letters" are coming from.....