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"I was shocked at the email!" Said a caller who didn't read the email. "I knew Philip faked the Maness thing but I didn't think he would fake an email from Commissioner Arnold of all people."
"I am horrified." Said our source at the Port Arthur Sewage Treatment Facility. "I think that Mr. Philip Klein should run against him! Or at least throw some salt on his lawn."
Our take?
...............................Philip lies......................