DISCLAIMER: Retards Write is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail are purely intentional.FROM MAYBERRY RFD:
Sam, you son of a bitch! Why in the hell did you convince Klein to run against me? I don't have a prayer now.
Otis Campbell.
ANSWER:
Sorry Otis, second place isn't too bad though.
FROM COMMISSIONERS COURT:
Sam, I am thinking about writing Philip Klein an email explaining to him why he is wrong about the Postal Encoding Center. What do you think
Eddie Arnold
ANSWER:
Well Eddie, talking to Philip about something is like arguing with a toilet. No matter what you say or do, it's gonna end up full of shit.
