Retards Write

Retards Write is a patent, trademark 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail, however pathetic and true that may be, are purely intentional.

David Bellow, candidate for Hardin County Commissioner dropped us a line today:

Dear Mr. Klein,

First David, The STE Political Review has absolutely no association with Philip R. Klein. To the contrary, we here at the Review look nothing like Philip (Thank God. By the way, saw you not to long ago at that gourmet hamburger joint and boy you need to lay off the carbs!). Someone once asked "Sam, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you were Philip Klein." WHOAAAA! The first thing I think I would do is run to the nearest hardware store, find the largest bottle of industrial drain cleaner I could find, unscrew the cap, and kick it to the sky.

Kidding aside, I think you meant to send us a COPY of your email to Philip. Thanks.

I currently have a full time job as an EMT

That's great, Philip has a full time job looking for a dead lighting technician that used to date the chic that sang 'Please Mr. Please Don't Play B 17'.

Boy they have everything on that Wikipedia don't they

and have had many full time jobs before that.

In response, Philip wrote:

So David? Do you really thing you know how a depreciation schedule works? Or maybe even a bid purchase system? Or maybe even what interest expense is?

Philip Klein, Southeast Texas Political Review, 11-2-09. Used pursuant to the Fair Use Doctrine 17 U.S.C. 107

More power to you David. But have you ever been bankrupt? Not once, but twice? How about filing for divorce three times, ever done that? Not to mention the deadbeat dad stuff. I think Philip has you beat.

Bachelor’s degree in Political Science from Texas A&M University

Master’s degree currently in progress from Liberty University to be completed before election

Philip graduated from High School........so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeeee........

Please stop knowingly lying about me and please correct your misinformation or I will have to take legal action.

Unfortunately, in Philip's world, lying is the norm. To date, we've counted at least THIRTY-TWO lawsuits involving Philip. (Not counting the ten or so he plans to file against Gus and I). Not bad for the guy who once was the head of CALA. But if you need a good barrister, there are a host of them out there with first hand experience suing Philip.

On a serious note. David, whether you win or lose your race, just remember, you will have done something that Philip never has and never will. And that is...............try.

Good luck to you

Sam t. Eagle, editor