"It appears that another individual made it past security checkpoints." Said an anonymous caller to the Review this past weekend.
The STE Political Review has learned that a third individual accompanied Tareq and Michaele Salahi to the White House, bypassing at least four security checkpoints.
"He said he was an FBI agent." Said someone who didn't work for any government agency and did not attend the party. "We thought he was working security."
The interloper, described as approximately 6 feet tall and weighing about two hundred and eighty pounds, made his rounds at the party, mingling with guests and frequenting the buffet table."I was sampling the foie gras when this rather large man came up and grabbed a handful of sausages." Said French Ambassador Pierre Vimont. "He mentioned something about corruption in a city calle Port Arthur and then emptied the remaining sausages into his pocket."
White House officials would not comment on the matter citing that the incident was under investigation but that the individual never made it anywhere near the President or his family.
Anonymous sources told the Review that the unknown guest suffers from malignant narcissism and may be trying to parlay his appearance at the White House into a proposed reality TV show from FOX entitled 'Real Politicos of Jefferson County.'Our Take?
Just another day in the most corrupt county in Texas
