Retards Write

FROM BEAUMONT:

Sam, I love your site. But how do you know where my email is coming from.

Curious

ANSWER:

I don't. I just make it up.

FROM PORT NECHES:

Sam, I hear all about this Philip Klein lawsuit. It is the talk of all our husbands and their friends and their third cousins. Are you going to stop posting mean things about Philip Klein?

ANSWER:

What a great question!..........................No

FROM DONDADA INNOVATIONS LLC:

Sam, Philip Klein has stolen our photo for Jerk Sauce. Our 'copyrite' notice is clearly on the front. What can we do?

ANSWER:

I love the title and have just ordered a bottle for our weekly cookouts here at the Eagle's Nest. I have taken the liberty of redesigning the label though. What do you think?