

The Count will be called "That Guy that Counts Things"

Our attorney, the respected J. Noble Daggit, has determined that Smeagol is a resident of Middle Earth and thus is not subject to the jurisdiction of Sillup's philly lawsuit.

'We' here at the Eagle's Nest are committed to giving you, the reader, the highest quality Klein-bashing on the market today. This latest threatened lawsuit (114th to date) is yet another attempt by Philip r. Klein to bully us. It is every American's God given right to make fun of Philip Klein and 'we' here at the Eagle's Nest are here to defend that right.
Not Sam t. Eagle, editor