"Your web site is my parents favorite. I began to read it when I started taking government this past year. I shared it with my teacher. Our class read it everyday."
Philip humbly responds:
"No thank you for reading. I watch who comes in and out of the site and I saw your school every morning at around 9:50 a.m."
We asked our own mathematical consultant, The Count, to look at the validity of Philip's statement. First, we must recall that just a few weeks ago, Philip claimed that 1.6 million people had visited the SETPR since January:
"I have the number one blog in Southeast Texas and have over 1.6 million page views since January."
Utilizing several mathematical processes, including MULTIPLICATION and DIVISION, The Count has determined that, according to Philip, approximately TEN THOUSAND people read The Southeast Texas Political Review EVERY DAY. If, examining each IP address, browser information, and source location of each hit takes roughly ten seconds per visitor, Philip could then examine about 6 visitors information per minute. At that rate, it would take him a little over 27 hours to "watch who comes in and out of the site."
Based upon all the information, the Count has made a very simple conclusion....
.........Philip lies.........
