Lets get started...
PRESS CLUB: Oh look, Philip gets snubbed again. Kinda like when there's a press conference and you don't get invited. Maybe next year...then again, maybe not. (You looked great by the way Jessica)
READER MAIL: Philip slamming Jews now. Oh well, at least the puppies still like you.
ONE YEAR AGO:
Philip Klein reportedly settles libel suit filed by Tom Gilliam for $35,000. (Funded of course by the United States Small Business Administration Loan Department)
Philip predicts Hilton Kelly indictment---NOT!!!
Philip reports that Miriam Johnson will run for County Judge---MISSED THAT ONE!!!
Philip reports on Attorney General Investigation of Willie Bae Lewis---NOT YET!!!
Have a Great Weekend. 'We' are jetting off to the West Coast for some important meetings.
Sam T. Eagle editor