In a breaking news story, the STE Political Review has learned that The SET Political Review and The STE Political Review (you're not going to stop doing this are you?) are reporting that the infamous 'Gang of Seven', party leaders of Jefferson County, have ordered military strikes against local insurgent, Philip r. Klein, editor."We know where he is." said Brent Weaver, head of the Klein task force. "They are hiding in one of the caves east of town. We'll flush them out."
Klein, along with several of the personalities that inhabit his psyche are accused of undermining local government authorities, destroying the Beaumont Enterprise (which is still publishing by the way), blogging without the proper papers, and kidnapping Charles Lindbergh's son.
