Over the past few years, Philip R. Klein, editor has predicted the collapse of the free market economy, the end of democracy, the institution of communism across the globe, mutant uprisings in the midwest, and that everything east of the San Andreas fault would plunge into the Atlantic ocean.His latest article 'Crime Wave' is another fine example of the pessimism that devours his life.
"I have no idea what the hell is going on..."
"Port Arthur Texas is out of control. It has been out of control. And continues to be out of control."
"How about a big meeting to come up with a plan or even maybe assign a committee? Now that would work!"
In an effort to try and interpret Philip's latest 'political' message, we called upon Eagle's Nest analyst, the drunk fat chic, to examine his latest ramblings."How in the $%#^@ Sam Hill am I supposed to know. The guy is a god #%$%# mother #$^%#$ idiot." Was her initial response.
After a few more Jack and waters, she had this to say:
"RRRaaallllllffffff.........."
