BREAKING NEWS!!!! U.S. Coast Guard Confirms-----Philip Klein is an Idiot

A REPORT recently issued by the U.S. Coast Guard has concluded that Patrick McDermott, former boyriend of Olivia Newton John, did in fact drown at sea. The Los Angeles camerman disappeared during a fishing trip in July of 2005.

Renowned private investigator, Philip R. Klein, editor, however is still convinced that he is alive and well. His website FIND PATRICK McDERMOTT insists that he is hiding from the starlet somewhere in Mexico.

"Maybe they and the Coast Guard didn’t interview the same people, who knows." Said the Inquisitr Online Magazine