DISCLAIMER: Retard Writes is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of Sam the Eagle Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail is purely intentional.FROM ORANGE COUNTY:
Sam, I read an article that said hot dogs cause cancer. What do you think?
Sam in Austin
ANSWER: Quit drinking Kool Aid Sam cause it stains the carpet. Corrupt Jefferson County politicos cause cancer.
FROM......uh.....Beaumont....(yea)
Sam, who do you like this NASCAR race season.
Sam in Idaho
ANSWER: We are not racist. You are racist. There is not a racist bone in our body.
FROM North Mid Central Hardin County
Is that really what Philip Klein looks like?
Sam in Prague
ANSWER: Yes
