Anonymous sources reported today that legendary sportscaster Howard Cosell will aid The Philip Kleins in their PROMISED 'play by play' report of their current lawsuit.
Cosell, who died in 1995, will deliver a weekly commentary for The Southeast Texas Political Review discussing the litigation happenings of the day.
"I am delighted to help out" said the famous (though dead) sports personality. "These guys promised you something and I am here to help them deliver."
It is not known whether or not The Philip Kleins will censor the reports of Mr. Cosell though one person who called 'us' this weekend said "hell, he couldn't be any worse."
But we will see.....and see we will
Sam the Eagle
