FROM BEAUMONT:
Sam, thanks for all the help. I took your suggestion and tried to pull out their tongue with a pair of old pliers but found it was forked.
John St. Stephen John
Attorney for the Philip Kleins
ANSWER: Good luck to you attorney St. Stephen John. Next time, you might try a bat or perhaps a wooden fence post.
FROM NOWHERE:
Sam, why don't you ever talk about some of the positive qualities of The Philip Kleins.
Nobody
ANSWER: .....................uh..........................they're biodegradable?
FROM ANSON:
DDDDUUUUUDDDDEEEEE.................
ANSWER: Thanks, but we quit.
FROM YALE UNIVERSITY:
Sam, we read your site and love it. We have been analyzing The Southeast Texas Political Review and The Philip Kleins for some time now. Could you help us with this quote:
Headline - "Beaumont Schools Fail Again" - Right Next To "Pimps Taking Kids To Houston To Whore."
Is there a difference?
It makes you want to say : "What?"
Is there a difference?
It makes you want to say : "What?"
ANSWER: What?
Sam the Eagle
