We've gotten so so many emails...I just don't know where they're all coming from. So many people want to write us. So lets get started:

From Atlanta (editors note, this email came to us written in crayola and covered with grape jelly):

Mr. Eagle, I want to thank you for writing about those meanies The Mr. Kleins. They came to our class and were rude. I don't like them. I like you. You are a pizza.

Elissa Rogers

ANSWER: Thanks Elissa. You are not alone. Many people think the Philips are rude. We are not big fans of pizza but do like to eat fish, turtles, rodents (which is one reason we write this blog) and other small mammals.

From Brazil:

What's this talk about John Kennedy? We thought he was dead.

Yassar Arafat, Adolf Hitler, Josef Mengele, Ameila Earhart, Elvis

ANSWER: Thanks guys (and girl) for reading. As far as we know John Kennedy is still dead even though one local political 'consultant' maintains he is alive.

From Port Neches:

Mr. Eagle, Thank you for exposing the truth about Lucy 23. We all knew what was going on over there but were too afraid to do anything about it. You have inspired me. I am going to leave a present on his front step.


ANSWER: Be careful Skippy, they have a 'kniv'.

From Nederland (we had a bunch of these from this person):

Wee kno u. Wee wil com and git u wit ur kniv.

Answer: So........

Sam the Eagle