BREAKING NEWS!!!! Puppies Join List of Those Against The Philip Kleins!!!

It didn't take long for word to get around the pet world of the atrocities that have leaked about the terrible existence that prompted one of their own to take her own life at such a tender age.

Last week, Lucy 23, a resident of the home of The Philip Kleins, renowned editors of The Southeast Texas Political Review, took her own life by throwing herself in front of an oncoming Chevrolet Surburban. Since that fateful day, investigations have revealed a troubled life for Lucy 23. This photograph showed up on Blog sites shortly after her death giving a concerned insight into the pomeranian's life:

"This really concerns us" said Snippy, spokesdog for PATPK (Puppies Against The Philip Kleins). "Anyone that would put such a stupid thing on her head....well, I just don't know what to say." The puppies are planning a rally of support followed by a march to 22nd Street where they will systematically urinate and deficate in a preselected yard.
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