
"I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one." — Mark Twain
"He's always talking about his inferiors, but no one has ever been able to find them."---Shap August
"He's the sort of man who deprives you of your privacy without providing any company. "---Groucho Marx
"I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than he is."---Orson Welles
"A chat with him, and death loses its sting"---yours truly
Have a great weekend
Sam the Eagle