The Sam the Eagle Political Review has learned that several individuals are planning on throwing eggs at the home of Philip Klein some time after dark this Friday.
"Klein is an asshole and we feel that egging his house will let him know how we feel." Said an anonymous next door neighbor that demanded we not tell anyone who they were.
THE SAM THE EAGLE POLITICAL REVIEW DOES NOT CONDONE THE THROWING OF EGGS AT PHILIP KLEIN'S HOUSE ON NEW YEARS EVE. I REPEAT, DO NOT THROW EGGS AT PHILIP KLEIN'S HOUSE.
That being said, here is a picture of Philip's house located at 904 S 22nd Street in Nederland, Texas:
Here is a map to Philip's house:
The HEB located at 4800 Highway 365 (just down the street) has a special on eggs this week.
Have a safe and Happy New Year.
Sam t. Eagle, editor.
