The Sam the Eagle Political Review has confirmed today through three sources who are deceased that Philip R. Klein, editor, is under investigation for a complaint filed with the Texas Department of Public Safety's Private Security Division for violations of Chapter 1702 of the Texas Occupations Code. Sources close to the investigation who did not call the Review have said that it is highly likely that Philip R. Klein, editor (who we don't like) will lose his Investigators license and could pay a hefty fine.
"Klein really messed up this time" said our source in the janitorial department of the DPS office in Austin. "I think he's got some serious problems." Another source that didn't call the Review told us that the Justice Department is also looking at Klein.
Our take?
WOW....simply WOW! Klein committing serious violations of the law. NOOOO....not Philip.
