
For several years now, Philip r. Klein, editor, and Klein attorneys have accused us here at the Review of alleging that Philip r. Klein, editor, had sexual relations with farm animals. We here at the Review want to go on the record now as saying that said accusation is an absolute lie and we are highly offended that Philip r. Klein, editor, and Klein attorneys would accused us here at the Review of making said allegations. At no time did anyone here at the Review allege that Philip r. Klein editor, had sexual relations with farm animals. To the contrary, we firmly maintain that Philip's sexual predilections extend far beyond domesticated animals and include, but are not limited to, feral hogs, gophers, snakes, manatees and other endangered marine mammals, large insects, and singer Marilyn Manson.
Philip, I will be waiting by the phone for the call of apology.