We here at the Review want to wish a very Happy Birthday to Philip R. Klein, editor who turns a big 52 today. And as our present to you, here are some birthday facts:

The average life span for a male today is 67.2 years. However, that is reduced by approximately four years for being overweight and another three for excessive drinking. Take off two and a half for living in or near a highly industrialized area. People in high stress jobs live an average of two years less than others. Researchers have also discovered that bankrupt divorcees die approximately three years before those in stable businesses and marriages. There is no reduction for deadbeat dads.

On the bright side Philip, the average life span of a whale is 58 years.

Have a Happy Birthday Philip

Sam t. Eagle, editor.