The Sam the Eagle Political Review has learned that Philip Klein and Klein attorneys were OWNED today in a hearing in the 172nd District Court of Jefferson County in the historical case of Philip r. Klein, editor v. GOOGLE and the rest of the world. All relief sought by Klein and Klein attorneys was DENIED.

"We are very satisfied." said an anonymous source that demanded anonymity.

Galactic powerhouse GOOGLE had no formal comment but sources inside the conglomerate told the Review that GOOGLE was very pleased with the result. "We have thoroughly investigated this case and feel that Philip Klein should be made fun of" said a source close to the investigation.

Our take?

WOW! Simply WOW! In your face Philip Klein!