Retard Writes is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail are purely intentional.Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving and is stuffed from all the holiday goodies. Speaking of stuffed, lets look at one of Philip's latest "letters":
"Thank you for helping judge gist! Is there anything you can do for his court clerk who was fired. I work in the courthouse and your story really changed the manner to which we all see you now....."
Once again we see some telltale grammatical errors. We asked Eagle's Nest consultant, Miss Crabtree, to take a look at Philip's latest letter.
"The phrase 'to which' clearly is an improper use of the preposition 'to'. The correct form should be 'in which'. Philip makes this mistake quite often.
The deal is a good one - for the criminal - not the victim or the society to which we live.
Philip Klein 5-29-08
I cannot challenge the entire State of Texas, but I damn sure can in the county to which I live.
Philip Klein 12-19-08
His prize piece was on the Judge Bartee lawsuit to which he had no idea what in the hell he was even talking about.
Philip Klein 4-24-09
Another source has told the Review, to which the Review has not confirmed, that a complaint will be sworn out in the next ten days with the Judicial Commission regarding the matter.
Philip Klein 5-19-08
A fight with the fire fighters to which the fire fighters won the political battle and a huge check.
Philip Klein 2-13-09
I think its pretty clear that Philip wrote this letter to himself.
