Retard Writes

Retard Writes is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail are purely intentional.

Earlier this week, Philip posted that Judge Layne Walker had fired Judge Larry Gist because of some imagined scandal. Unfortunately for Philip, both Judge Walker and Judge Gist gave interviews to the contrary HERE.

Of course, Philip got tons of Reader Mail talking about the subject.

Or did he? Lets look...............

On behalf of some of us here at the courthouse thank you sir!"

Ahhh.....once again, use of the word sir

Joe Hopkins- Mayor Joe as some call him. A great man. Rest in peace sir.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 6-13-08

Judge Wortham is helping the criminal court and I can tell you that if anyone tells the public that we do not have a problem with crime and the family in Jefferson County - well sir - they would be lying to you

The Southeast Texas Political Review 8-15-08

And please sir - please tell us what "slush fund" do you speak of sir?

The Southeast Texas Political Review 4-17-09

Prove it up sir.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 4-17-09

It boggles our mind sir.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 4-17-09

So - the political lesson learned sir?

The Southeast Texas Political Review 4-17-09

Lets look at another.

He runs all over whomever he chooses.

We asked noted elementary school teacher, Miss Crabtree, to give us a hand with this one...

To determine whether to use whoever or whomever, here is the rule:

him + he = whoever

him + him = whomever

Examples:

Give it to whoever/whomever asks for it first.

Give it to him. He asks for it first.

Therefore, Give it to whoever asks for it first.

We will hire whoever/whomever you recommend.

We will hire him. You recommend him.

him + him = whomever

We will hire whoever/whomever is most qualified.

We will hire him. He is most qualified.

him + he = whoever

Mr. Klein makes this mistake quite often:

We here at the Review understand that whomever gets elected will be a one term president.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 9-11-08

But maybe - just maybe this project or government program or whomever runs their PR program

The Southeast Texas Political Review 5-28-10

accepted what they were told by whomever

The Southeast Texas Political Review 11-19-09

Philip also "received" this "letter"

KFDM going waaaaay overboard to "put out the fire" with quotes by Walker says it all

An interesting accent on the word 'way'

And the CROWD GOES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAT?

The Southeast Texas Political Review 7-31-09

as we say : Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 2-4-10

Where is Monty Hall when you need him. WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The Southeast Texas Political Review 2-4-10

And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! "He doesn't like me?"

The Southeast Texas Political Review 2-25-10


Our take?

Just like a leopard can't change it's spots, a turd can't stop smelling like shit. Philip is writing his own Reader Mail.........again.