Sam the Eagle: Affidavit

Affidavit

As promised, post its review by Eagle attorneys, the Review is now posting the spurious Affidavit executed by Philip Klein in response to the discovery that he had posted over 200 nasty anonymous comments on the Beaumont Underground website.

We here at the Review are shocked and have submitted this affidavit to the authorities for review.

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WANTED: FOR HIGH CRIMES AND IRRITATION

"I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it."---Philip r. Klein 10/5/08

SAM THE EAGLE

Now in our fourteenth year ! .... "I can't think of anyone in Southeast Texas who deserves to be made fun of more than Philip Klein"....The Southeast Texas Record 6/7/10

NOTABLE QUOTES:

I still want to talk about Kelli's tits and bush.

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/5/10

Now can we talk about Kelli's bush?

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/13/10

I had a negro cut my yard. I provide jobs.

PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/28/10

COMPLAINT

Got a complaint about a private investigator in Texas

CONTACT EAGLE'S NEST

"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle