Retards Write

WARNING! 'Retards Write' is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of STE Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any inferences that Philip r. Klein writes his own Reader Mail, however pathetic, are purely intentional.

For those of you who still don't think Philip writes his own letters, check out his latest:

Philip, if your 'reader' were from Orange County, they wouldn't be sending their child to BISD. And yes, YOU do live in Jefferson County.