Ask Smeagol

"Today, precious, 'we' are going to talk about the Philip Kleins and schizophrenia, megalomania, and narcissism. Master says that these are important when trying to determine why the Philips act the way they do."

Megalomania is an unrealistic belief in one's superiority, grandiose abilities, and even omnipotence. It is characterized by a need for total power and control over others, and is marked by a lack of empathy for anything that is perceived as not feeding the self. Like when the Philip's talk about why they are not on the radio anymore:

"They do not have the guts to put anyone like me on the air because they are worried about their advertising revenues. It would be the highest rated program that they would ever have."

But precious, I thought the Philips were going to be on INET radio.?

"As for our show, we are negotiating with another station in a new deal and if that does not work out and is good for all parties, we will explore the new frontier of INET Radio. We have hired a firm to start that process. (11-1-2007)"

Yes precious, and the Philips put up a poll that showed that everyone wanted them and the precious back on the radio.

Narcissism is most simply defined as self-love. Though it is considered healthy to care about your own well-being and have a healthy self-esteem, when someone loves himself to the exclusion of all else and others become objectified to be used only to serve the self, this is no longer considered healthy or normal

We are the voice for the people now. Make fun of us but our readership is up over 150%.

Schizophrenia, a mental illness characterized by delusions, hallucinations and extreme paranoia, is also often found alongside megalomania.

"They are after you. Said our source at the sheriff's department. You have really made some of the big shots angry."

Yes, precious. We thinks we have a good idea now why the Philips speak of themselves in the plural.