Philip's latest 'Editorial', is a proposed speech that he would give should he ever be invited to speak before the local Chamber of Commerce (which is quite similar to the speech he published last year that he would give if he were ever invited to speak at a graduation). I think having Philip as a speaker is a wonderful idea and we here at the Eagle's Nest would love to attend. In fact, I would love to introduce him:"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great.........uhhmmnn........duty to introduce your speaker for this afternoon, Philip R. Klein.
Mr. Klein is originally from New Jersey but that is not why he talks funny. He is not a graduate of any university, trade school, vocational school, beauty school, or any other institution of higher learning.
Mr. Klein was the head of PRK Enterprises and Klein Investments, both of which sought bankruptcy protection from multiple creditors in Federal Court. He was the manager of a Dairy Queen for a time and then worked as a paramedic. He is now a private investigator. Mr. Klein has applied for, and received, a large number of government sponsored assistance packages.
He has been involved in more than twenty law suits, many of which have accused him of lying and publishing false information on his website. He had two children by his first marriage, one by his second, none by his third and a check of public records shows that he is not behind on child support payments for any illegitimate children.
And now, the man who the Beaumont Enterprise called, a veritable cauldron of iffy journalism, ladies, and gentlemen, I am.....wait,.......where are you going??????????"
