The STE Political Review has learned that the SET Political Review is reporting that anonymous sources have told the STE Political Review (NO!!!!!...you are not going to start that shit again) that renowned private investigator, Philip R. Klein, editor and Klein Investigations, The team to call when you really need to know, has been hired by a research team from Latvia to find......yes......the Loch Ness monster."We saw Mr. Klein on Dateline and were impressed with his ability to.....well......anyways, we saw him on Dateline and thought he might be able to find the Loch Ness monster." said Philbin Parascholya, assitant to the assistant editor of the Lativian Science Fiction Review. "We feel certain that 'Nessie' is out there and that Mr. Klein will find her."
Klein Investigations wasted no time in tracking down leads. "We bught the dumane FINDLUCHNEEESMUNSTER.COM." said lead investigator, Philip R. Klein. "Thru axperence, we've heve fund thet denosoars use tha intranat. Wee'iv alridy had 48000 thusund hits frum deip en the laek end 6875 piple whu will gev stetmants thet te munster es aleve."
Scientists across the world are hopeful that Klein can solve this long standing mystery.
