DISCLAIMER: Retard Writes is a patent, trademark, 'copyrite' of Sam the Eagle Enterprises and the Eatafly Foundation. Any implications or inferences that Philip Klein writes his own Reader Mail is purely intentional.FROM TEPIC, NAVARIT, MEXICO: (yup)
This reader has requested that the message remain confidential
ANSWER: Thanks, yes, no,no....................Philip lies
FROM WASHINGTON:
Sam, I love your site. My new policy regarding Osama Bin Laden is to not actively search for him. We don't want to find him. Should I hire Philip Klein?
Barack Obama
ANSWER: By all means. I think you will be very pleased with his results.
FROM HOUSTON:
Sam, though I'm dead, I saw Philip Klein on television and I am very concerned about his health. How can I get in touch with him.
Michael DeBakey Cardiologist
ANSWER: Sorry your not feeling well doc. Philip lives in Neverland and his phone number is scrawled on the side of this website.
