The STE Political Review has learned today that the SET Political Review is reporting that Los Angeles cameraman Patrick McDermott, missing since July of 2005, has been located. Anonymous sources close to the SET Political Review told the STE Political Review that the SET Political Review (I'm getting confused) learned over the weekend that the former boyfriend of music star Olivia Newton John is alive and well in Bolivia.Our own investigative correspondent, Beavis, caught up with the anonymous
source who confirmed to the STE Political Review that the SET Political Review (OK....STOP!!!!!) discovered that Mr. McDermott is in fact living in a mountain chateau with Elvis, Amelia Earhart, Adolf Hitler, the Roswell aliens, and a guy that followed the Grateful Dead around for twenty seven years. "He's a very friendly fellow." remarked Adolf Hitler, former Chancellor of Germany. "Though he's not very good at backgammon."
The discovery comes as a vindication for Philip R. Klein, editor, who has maintained he was alive for years. "We kniw et ell alung." said the editor of the SET Political Review who broke the story.
Calls to Mr. McDermott's former girlfriend, Olivia Newton John were returned by her publicist who stated that 'Ms. Newton-John is happy that Patrick is alive and hopes that that obnoxious man from Texas will now leave her alone."
