This is a story that we don't want to write. We here at the Review have thought this through and....well........
Several weeks ago, a reader sent us some sensitive information about Philip Klein. Its the kind of information that could ruin a man. Its the kind of stuff that a man just doesn't want people to know. "I couldn't believe it." said one source. "I've known for awhile." said a person close to the situation that we didn't talk to. "I'm not saying a word!" said a drunk homeless man on the corner of College and 4th.
So, two weeks ago, we issued a challenge to Philip. Atone for your evil ways.....or else.
Instead of cleaning up his act, Philip has been just beside himself to berate every person he possibly can. Now he is alleging adulterous affairs once again. Ironic coming from a man who thinks that fidelity is some obscure banking term.
So it is done. Philip, we are not sorry for what we are about to do.....but you deserve it. Philip Klein......
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.has manbreasts........
