Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been very good this year but I still think I should get some presents. Here is my list:



Office space that doesn't hassle me to pay the rent on time

A spell checker

Some clients that don't sue me

Someone to really send me some Reader Mail

A real live source

A good prescription drug plan

Two SBA loans

Sam the Eagle's identity

Did I say office space that doesn't hassle me to pay the rent on time?

Gus Pilsbury to stop correcting everything I say

A new statcounter



Thanks

Philip R. Klein, editor