Retard Writes

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Some easy ones this week:

FROM CONCERNED:

Sam, was Philip really shot with a BB gun and pelted with a can of motor oil?

Concerned

ANSWER: Yes........yes he was

FROM NEDERLAND:

Sam, I don't want to go into the family business but would rather be a welder. Is that a good trade and is it easy to learn?

Rookie

ANSWER: Yes.........yes it is

FROM: 04-05-1144

I hev u now u wascally egle

Philip R. Klein editor

ANSWER: You really should get your money back. You are as cruel as you are stupid. You have no idea who I am.

Sam