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FROM CONCERNED:
Sam, was Philip really shot with a BB gun and pelted with a can of motor oil?
Concerned
ANSWER: Yes........yes he was
FROM NEDERLAND:
Sam, I don't want to go into the family business but would rather be a welder. Is that a good trade and is it easy to learn?
Rookie
ANSWER: Yes.........yes it is
FROM: 04-05-1144
I hev u now u wascally egle
Philip R. Klein editor
ANSWER: You really should get your money back. You are as cruel as you are stupid. You have no idea who I am.
Sam
