Klein Investigations has offered a reward for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of Sam "the eagle" Eagle and Gus "the Pill" Pilsbury. We here at the Eagle's Nest are committed to the prinicples of law and enforcement and thus 'we' are going to aid Philip in his search. In an effort to determine the identities of these hardened criminals, 'we' have engaged the services of KLEIN INVESTIGATIONS and CONSULTANTS....the "Team to call when you really need to know" to help identify these elusive fugitives. 'We' feel confident that these 'professionals' with all of 'their' skills, can find these hidden reprobates. Furthermore, 'we' here at the Eagle's Nest are prepared to ADD to Philip's bounty on their heads the following:
1) Two dead rabbits, freshly skinned;
2) Three of Beavis's favorite AC/DC albums (but not Highway to Hell);
3) Four sessions with our own Dr. Van Pelt;
4) Two frivolous lawsuits;
5) One NON-EXISTENT Charity
These individuals are highly irritating and must be caught!
In the mean time, 'we' thought you might like to see who Philip has donated money to:
KLEIN, PHILIP B NEDERLAND,TX 77627
DAIRY QUEEN
$1,000
Hutchison, Kay Bailey (R)
KLEIN, PHILIP MR NEDERLAND,TX 77627
KLEIN INVESTMENTS INC./PRESIDENT
$300
National Republican Congressional Cmte (R)
KLEIN, PHILIP B NEDERLAND,TX 77627
KLEIN INVESTIGATIONS
$1,000
Foundation for the implantation of a new brain for the scarecrow
KLEIN INVESTIGATIONS
$1,000
Foundation for the implantation of a new brain for the scarecrow
KLEIN, PHILIP MR NEDERLAND,TX 77627
KLEIN INVESTMENTS INC./PRESIDENT
$500
Tuba lessons
KLEIN, PHILIP B NEDERLAND,TX 77627
DAIRY QUEEN
$1,000
Information leading to the arrest and conviction of Sam the Eagle and Gus Pilsbury
KLEIN, PHILIP MR NEDERLAND,TX 77627
KLEIN INVESTMENTS INC./PRESIDENT
$20,000 (courtesy of the United States Small Business Administration)
The Philip R. Klein needs a new pool association
