WARNING! Philip Klein is a highly trained idiot and as such is experienced in handling situations like the one pictured above. Do not try this at home.
"Teflon brain (nothing sticks.)" Lily Tomlin
"a water bug on the surface of life." Gloria Steinem
"Sharp as a sack full of wet mice." Foghorn Leghorn
Sam the Eagle
Oh....and I loved your poll. Too bad I couldn't listen to your radio show 35 times.
"I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it."---Philip r. Klein 10/5/08
SAM THE EAGLE
Now in our fourteenth year ! .... "I can't think of anyone in Southeast Texas who deserves to be made fun of more than Philip Klein"....The Southeast Texas Record 6/7/10
NOTABLE QUOTES:
I still want to talk about Kelli's tits and bush.
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/5/10
Now can we talk about Kelli's bush?
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/13/10
I had a negro cut my yard. I provide jobs.
PHILIP KLEIN on BEAUMONT UNDERGROUND 4/28/10
COMPLAINT
Got a complaint about a private investigator in Texas