WARNING: Philip Klein is a highly trained idiot and as such is experienced in handling situations like the one pictured above. Do not try this at home.
"A mouse studying to be a rat." Wilson Mizner
"Every time I look at him I get a fierce desire to be lonesome." Oscar Levant
"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, he was the quickest." Steven Pearl
DAY 13------still waiting for all the sortid details of my life to appear on your site Philip