FROM EVACUEE:
Dear Sam, thenk u so much for vizitin weth miself and mi muther and aur neehburs and their extinded femilies and thenk u so much fo seving ouur lives and geving us muney and gevin mi granmother a kedney. You reelly are nice and sweet and cute and succcezzfull and you really are an egle.
An evacuee
ANSWER:
Yes, yes I am.
FROM SEATTLE:
Sam, I read your site and want to know if you would like to take over my company.
Bill Gates
ANSWER:
Sorry Bill, I can't afford the pay cut.
FROM NEDERLAND:
If you - or any other reader has information on this - let me know. Email or call or send any information to P.O. Box 1212, Nederland, Texas 77627. Your name will not be used or send it "off the record."
ANSWER:
Of course your name will not be used.....since you don't really exist......
Sam the Eagle