Disclaimer: Retards Write is a registered trademark, patent, 'copywrite' of Sam the Eagle Enterprises INC, ABC, NBA and the Eatafly Foundation. Any and all implications or inferences that The Philip Kleins, their various entities, companies, or personalities that inhabit their psyche write letters to themselves are purely coincidental. Eagles Note: 'We' want to thank all our new readers that have visited 'our' website over the past week and 'we' appreciate all the comments you left. Yes, 'we' also noted that of the 49 comments that were left on THE BAYOU, 48 of them were negative. Here are some of 'our' morsels: FROM MEXICO:
Sam, love the site. I've got a cold one for you the next time you visit.
Pat McDermott
ANSWER: Thanks Pat. Tell Livvy I said 'Hi'.
FROM THE BAYOU:
Sam, which Philip Klein do you think is more stubborn? George in Bridge City
ANSWER: An excellent question George. To date, 'we' have documented over forty seven different personalities that seem to inhabit the body of Philip Klein. I anticipate that when we receive the records from 'our' OPEN RECORDS REQUEST 'we' filed with his/their therapist in San Antonio, 'we' will have a better grasp on that subject. Check back later.
FROM HOLLYWOOD:
Sam, I think you are the cutest thing. What about you and I meeting for a coffee?
Elisha Cuthbert (gratuitous search engine advertisement)
ANSWER: ........(Sam the Eagle is unavailable for comment as he had to make an 'emergency' trip to California).
