
FROM THE BAYOU:
I knoe Mr. Philip Klein for a long time. He is a gud man. He gives money to old people and the church and puppies. When my grandmother was hit by a truck, he gave her one of his very own hearts.
ANSWER: Thank God she didn't need a brain.
FROM VINCENT MIDDLE SCHOOL:
Sam, I am an English teacher. I was reading an old editorial on The Southeast Texas Political Review that claimed Philip Klein received an email from a popular attorney that was killed. I was wondering why the email had so many spelling errors.
W.J.
ANSWER: Thanks W.J. The answer is simple. Either the lawyer couldn't spell...... Or, perhaps the editor of The Southeast Texas Political Review ............ made it up?
FROM BANK OF AMERICA:
Sam, we are looking for Philip Rogers Klein. Can you help us?
ANSWER: Of course I can.