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FROM DALLAS:
"Why doesn't this core idiot simply get the hell out of Jefferson County. Why any retard would keep putting his paw in a fire, says it hurts badly and then stays in the place that burned the moron is beyond me."
Richard Mellon (richardmellon70@yahoo.com)
ANSWER: UUUUHHHHH.....he's an idiot???????
FROM AUSTIN:
Dr. Mr. Eaglin, we have received your complaint regarding Texas Professional Bodyguards LLC. Our records show the company's license is currently suspended. Your complaint regarding active solicitation of business is under review.
Valerie Fulmer
Assistant Chief, Regulatory Licensing Service
ANSWER: Cool.......
FROM NEDERLAND:
Sam, I just can't live without him any longer. I don't care what you all say.....I love him.
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ANSWER: Hey, its your funeral......
