The one thing for sure is that there are a bunch of happy folk out in Nederland. And maybe happy is not the word to use.
The Eagles Nest has been receiving calls all morning long telling us the story of The Philip Kleins and how they are attempting to hold on to any bit of sanity they may or may not have left.
According to sources close to the Philips, the most despised individuals in the History of the area will leave as idiotors of The Southeast Texas Political Review on Tuesday - maybe never to return.
The Philip Kleins now go down as one of the most despised members of the community not by the Eagles Nest, but by those that know them.
"They cannot get out the door fast enough. They have to go. They are idiots. Big idiots. I hope the door hits them in their BIG asses on the way out." - said an anonymous source who shall remain anonymous.
Another source who spoke to the Eagle’s Nest this morning told us that The Philips intent was never to report news but just to cast muck at a system that rejected them.
"They are not now and never have been about politics. He/they are about himself/themselves. That is all," said the source.
Our take?
Get out. Now. You are idiots. We agree - you are a sad bitter person and we feel sorry for you. You need to just leave. If you had any honor to your name - if you had any class - you would leave. But we all know you Philips. You are about you.
Now.....just get out.
Anonymous sources who called the Nest all morning said the renowned idiotors are to be replaced by………
