Top scientists at the Texas Railroad Commission are baffled by the emergence of a giant sinkhole that appeared in a Southeast Texas man's head yesterday. "We've seen large sinkholes before." said Nick Fury (gratutious search engine advertisement), who spoke from the seat of his NEW 2009 Nissan Maxima (gratutious search engine advertisement). "But never one this size in a man's head.Sinkholes are depressions in a surface, usually land, but sometimes in a skull, that often occur when a large amount of ROCK is removed from underneath.
"We are trying to determine if this man recently had any surgeries to remove rock or stone from inside his head." Nick Fury (gratuitous search engine advertisement) added.
The man/men, who's name/names have not been released yet, lives in a small southeast texas town near another sinkhole in Daisetta Texas (gratuitous search engine advertisement)
You bet we'll be watching this one
Sam the Eagle
