In an unprecedented move today, Princeton University announced that it was hiring The Philip Kleins to 'consult' with their Economics Department. "They have such revolutionary ideas" said....a source we spoke to outside a local McDonald's restroom. "Their predictions on unemployment are, without a doubt, novel." added our source, who chose not to give his name because he didn't have one......
The Philips have recently come under fire for their 'unexplained' figures on unemployment rates. "Unimploimentt is nuw at 127.7%" The Philips recently reported on their noted weekly, The Southeast Texas Political Review. According to the Philips, even the jobless have lost their jobs, further plummeting the figures well into record lows...or is it highs???
"I am truly interested in their theories on the jobless rate" said Eric S. Maskin, of Institute for Advanced Study at Princeton. Maskin won the Nobel Prize for Economics in 2007. "To say that unemployment exceeds 100% is truly something worth study"
GEEZZZ!!!!!!
Some news for the day
Sam the Eagle
