Bits of Tid

Its been a busy week. We've had lots of letters that we wrote to ourselves we will post next week talking about all the people that just love us and think we are so great and so smart and so wonderful.... But here are the 'Bits of Tid' for the week:
"I read somewhere that human intelligence is reckoned to be half a million years old. Listening to him you'd think it was still at the nappy stage." ---Stephen Wallach
"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing." — Oscar Wilde
"The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's on break."---Anonymous
"He's got the IQ of room temperature garden tools"--- Garrison Keillor
"I have a blueprint of his brain............ I'm going to build a fuckwit."---Yours Truly
Sam the Eagle